Not Me!

This is based off of Jennifer's Not Me Monday series, but I felt like doing it today.

1. Almost pour iced tea in the cereal box. ---Not Me!
2. Put my shirt on inside-out and go to work with the tags sticking out. --Not Me!
3. Try to open a stranger's car, assuming it was mine. --Not Me!
4. Spend 15 minutes searching for my keys in my purse. --Not Me!
5. Drop spaghetti with sauce on my son's head, and not wash it off. --Not Me!
6. Move the remote on my son several times, just to make him crawl for it. --Not Me!
7. Spend over $100 on a few 4 x 6 pictures from a wedding, that weren't even that good. --Not Me!
8. Dropped dinner on the carpet and just left the stain as is. --Not Me!
9. Poured Soy Sauce on my breakfast sausages. --Not me!
10. Washed laundry without the soap on the "express" cycle. --Not Me!